Diary Entry #10

Dear Diary,

    Today I maded my very own first curry by myself with the help from my mommy.  We did a lot of stuff and I took a lot of pictures with a real life camera!!!  I haded so much fun!

            

     First, we chopped onions.  I felt bad for chopping them up at first, but then when they stunged my eyes with their evil acid and they made me cry, I didn't feel sorry for them anymore.  And then they started crying.  So I said to them ,"Don't be sad!  At least, instead of being two different onions, you two morphed together and then became an army of a bunch of onion slices!"  And then they told me ,"Shush up or we'll spew evil acid in your eyes again!" And then I screamed,"NOOO!"  And they sprayed me again :,(

    Then we cut carots, but they were nice to me.  And then we got out some meat and we turned on the heat on the stove and buttered the pan with something.  I asked mommy if I could put all of the meat in at once and she said yes, so I tossed them in there at once and then I burned my thumb. :,(  POOR THUMB!!!......

Wait.... I almost forgot...... I don't have fingers.  Any ways, we put the meat in and we stirred it occaisionally.  It started smelling really good!

<--- Look.  Lines representing good smells.

         Afterwards, we put in some curry stuff and added magic sprinkles and all that good stuff.  And then, we cooked rice (that was white and fluffy) and we put the rice on our plate and then we put the curry on top of the rice and then we all ate!!  It was so yummy!  It was the best dinner ever!  I LOVED it!!!!!

                             SM

           

      

                                P.S.

You should be jealous of our luxurious food.

                                      

Diary Entry #9

Dear Diary,

The teacher says that on Monday we won't have school cuz

it's Labor Day, whatever that is.  I think it has something to do

with workers having their day off.  I asked mommie what labor

meant and then she pulled out a big fat word book called a

"dictiomanarie".  It's filled with words.  Mommie flipped the pages

as if she knew what she was doing and then she showed me where

it said labor and then it said"Noun: Work, esp. hard physical work: "manual 
labor"  Verb: Work hard; make great effort."  So that's why I think Labor Day is

a day off for people who do hard work, like me at school.  One day I almost 

fell asleep in class because I woke up Super Early at like 6:30 am in the 

morning!!!!!  But then my friend told me it was paint time so I gotted up.

So on Labor Day I'm gonna do these things (I'm making a list):

・Sleep in late!!!

・Eat bananas

・Make sure mommie does no work

・Play with Dolly

I don't know of anything else to do, but I'll work it out!! Bye-Bee!!!

                               SM

Diary Entry #8

Dear Diary,
On Monday, I went to school for my first day school.
I was crying cuz I had to leave my mommie but I had fun
my teacher's name is Mrs.Goobles she is a sockmonkey too!
I painted a picture of her she looks like that -------->
Ain't it pretty? oh I forgot ain't ain't a word. My teacher taught
me that. Now that I have school,  I won't use the
compewuter because I have school and I need gewd grades for this
place called "collej".  Mommies says collij is gud for people cuz
it helps you get a guud jobs.  Like a siyentist.  But I'm gonna be
a artist.  Cuz I like to paint stuff.  

I made a friend who's name is Peanuts.  She is in the shape of a peanut so that's why that's her name.  I sit next to her in class and she is nice and smart and pretty.  She has buttons for eyes just like me!  I'm gonna play outside so I'm leaving bye.
              SM

Diary Entry #7

Dear Diary,
 Today I was cleaning and then I found a hole in the wall and I was like "when did that get there?" and when I peeked inside, I saw light coming from the other side. I crawled inside.  Everything was bigger than me.  It was weird.  I was like "how did everything grow?" and then I realized "I didn't grow!  I shrank! That reminded me of a Japanese cartoon show called "Doraemon".  There was an invention called the "Gulliver Tunnel".  You crawl in from one end and come out from the other end, TINY.  And when you crawl back in from the side that you crawled out of,  you'll go back to NORMAL size.

                                            Anyway, I think I shrank 3x's my normal size!!!

It was kind of fun!  I played with my NOT-SO-LITTLE animal figures.

And then when I got tired, I took a nappy nap in this small basket!




So I played alot and I ran out of thing to do so I just
sat around lazily....     But then a girl walked up to me.
She was wearing a pink dress and had curly brown hair.
We introduced ourselves to each other.  Her name is
Melody. ^^

           
                      We had LOTS of fun together! We played with the dog,
                        we played, on the piano, and when we got hot, we played
                           hide and seek in the refridgerater!

                                                        









                          I had soo much fun!  I really had fun!  But then I became way too exhausted
                       so I told Melody that I was going home and we said our by bye's.  I walked through
                    the tunnel and then I woke up on my bed, normal sized for some reason.  i was so con-
                   fused, but I figured out that it was only a dream!  I hope I'll see Melody again, soon!
                                            Bye Bee!        SM

Diary Entry #6

Dear Diary,

Today I was watching TV when I found a box. 

And I was like "should I open it? Or should I leave

it alone?"  And then this angel appeared on my shoulder that

told me "No you shouldn't" and this monkey with horns

was on my other shoulder, I think it was the left one but it said

"Do it! Do it!"  So I did it.

                                          And when I opened it, and this was what was inside:

           It's tiny cute plastic babies called Kewpie.  I like them but mommie won't let me get too many because I could lose them easily.  But when I found it it made me so happy.  And those weren't the only thing I found in there.  I also found a knitted bracelet that I've never seen before.  It was too big for my arm so I popped it over my head

and I used it as a necklace.  And it looked pretty on me!  

         

           

               I was really really happy, so I played with my Kewpies and it was really fun.  I like the one that was shaped like a monkey.  I had two of those monkeys.  You can see them in my picture.

                When mommie saw me she looked really really shocked.  And then I said "What's wrong, mommie?" and then she said "I was saving that for your birthday next week." and then I said "wow! Thank you for the great presents, mommie! I really love you!"  And then we hugged and then she became happy!  In the end, everybody was super happy!  It was a really good day!

                                                 Good Night Diary.   

                                                                SM

Diary Entry #5

Dear Diary,
Today I went to the park because it was nice outside and then I found a crying Sock Monkey Slipper who looked like this:                                                                 

His name is Lefty. He was crying because  he lost his friend who's name is Righty. So I said "I'll help you look for him!" and then he said''Ok!'' and then we went looking.

So we looked by the big bench.....

And by the Basket ball hoop thingy............

And then we couldn't find him
so we rested on the little kid's bench

                                  

                     And then Lefty was all like"We'll never find him and now I'm all sad" and then
              I said "We will find him I know we will" and he said "but...''  and when we looked up
We found Righty he was ontop of a tree!

And then Righty said "You found me!" and then he came down.  And then Lefty became really happy

and hugged Righty but Righty was confussed.  Then Right said"Are you ok? Why are you so

happy that you found me?"   Then Lefty said "I thought you were lost so my new friend

and I were looking for you!"

Then Righty said "You are the silliest monkey in the world! We were only playing hide and seek!"

And then we all started laughing hard until tears came out of our eyes. What a fun day

at the park it was!  I had a lot of fun looking for him!

I have to go to bed now so good night!

SM

Diary Entry #4

  Dear Diary,
Today I went to the pet shop. There were puppies and kitties and bunnies.
The bunny was really cut and I wanted to get it but I wasn't allowed to because my mommie said I need to get bigger to get them.
She says I could get them when I get into medium school.  I can't
wait! I want a bunny really badly so I am very excited oh and she said
I need good grades.  Tomorrow we're going to buy school supplies for me when I go to Preskool.  I heard that skool makes you smrt.
I cant wait till I get smrt!  Bye Bye
                SM

Diary Entry #3

Dear Diary,
  Yesterday I went to a sleepover at Dolly's house it was fun. 

         
    We played with dolls and then we played house Dolly was the mommie and I was the baby.  My character almost fell inside the river but then Dolly's character came to rescue me.  And then I started crying because my pasifyer got lost and then Dolly had to go out and buy me a new one.

    After that we watched Monkey Going Crazy the movie and it was really really funny. But then we falled asleep.  For brakefast we ated pancakes that we made ourselfs but then we had to clean up the kitchen because we made a big mess but it was fun.  And then I had to go home but I got sad but Dolly said we can go to the playground tomorrow and I cant wait.  Well that's all bye bye. 


                                SM

Diary Entry #2

Dear Diary,
Today I had a playdate with my friend Dolly who looks like this      

  Dolly is a model and she is very pretty. she is my bestest friend in the whole wide world and we love eachother and care for each other.  We played with other dolls and ate monkey bread but at first I was afraid to eat it because I thought there were monkeys in it but when I ate it it was good and Dolly said that there were no monkeys inside of it.  I had fun it was a good day bye bye.
                                          SM

Diary Entry #1

Dear Diary,
Last night I got back from Japan. I had alot of fun and it was really cool. And then I started to cry because I had to leave but then I became happy because I was happy to see my house and my town. It's almost midnight right now but I wad hungry and ate noodles because in Japan it's 2 o'clock in the evening but I'm tired so I'm going to sleep. Good Night.
SM
PS: I meant to type in "was" instead of wad